Susie

Solana · Meme Cartoon Verse

The girl Calvin tried to get rid of.
Now front-running him on-chain.

Susie grew up, learned charts, and got petty in DeFi. Fighting, teasing, and feelings… but make it Solana.

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Susie and Calvin on the swing

“They’re two six-year-olds who have feelings for each other but have no idea what to do with them…”

Narrative & Lore

From G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS) to Gross Gains.

In the Sunday-strip universe, Susie Derkins was the “slimy girl” Calvin built entire clubs and campaigns to get rid of. In reality, she was the only one who could keep up with his chaos — and usually outsmart him.

On Solana, $Susie is that same energy grown up: the kid who did her homework, learned how markets work, and now quietly front-runs the class clown while he’s busy drawing in the margins.

Fighting and teasing? Still there. Feelings? Definitely still there. But every prank, clapback, and petty reply is now recorded on-chain.

“Smart. Organized. Easily annoyed. Somehow still here.”

Timeline with Calvin

1

1997 · Crypto Crayon Era

Calvin stumbles into crypto lore as a mascot for early thought experiments. He doesn’t fully get it, but he’s loud about it.

2

“Slimy Girls” Campaign

G.R.O.S.S. is founded. Posters are drawn. Treehouses are claimed. The entire mission: get rid of Susie. It does not work.

3

Susie Studies the Chart

While Calvin is too busy starting wars, Susie is quietly learning about supply, demand, and why “number go up” isn’t a strategy.

4

2024 · Solana Enters the Panel

Calvin ape-launches. Volatility ensues. Susie watches from the desk next to him, taking notes… and wallet positions.

5

2025 · $Susie Goes On-Chain

The girl Calvin tried to get rid of spins up her own token. Same teasing, same tension — now with memes, community, and a little more homework.

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